Out of the Blue and into the Blog

Receptionist:[Phone Rings] Hello, you've reached the veterinary
practice of Dr. Heisenberg. How may I help you? [pause] I'm sorry. I can only tell you where he is, but I don't know what he's doing.

Afterword

Keep in mind folks, I used to be a physics student. If this is a bit far out for your tastes, I'm sorry. I just couldn't hold it back anymore.