Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
March 29^th, 2004
1:23 P. M.

I know this message will not reach anyone who will be able to help me in this respect, but here it goes anyway;
Here are a list of things I'm not looking for ... These are offers for things I don't want to see in my e-mail inbox ...
A larger ... mmm ... Organ.
Viagra ... Herbal or otherwise.
Startling investment opportunities.
Tax shelters in African nations.
Pictures of naughty anything.

I basically will not buy anything over the internet that wouldn't be more convenient to get at a drug store. If I wanted investment opportunities, I would read the financial pages of a newspaper. I have no problem with paying taxes ... I don't mind paying taxes ... Just so long as that money is going to the maintenance of our streets and roads (and to pay sanitation workers to move the dang hurbies farther from the curbs!)

As for the naughty pictures thing ... Come on. Abusing the subjects of your photographs is hardly a turn on.

So, please ... no more!