I found a nifty little free site (hopefully it's not a front for virus hackers--yet) that's free and fun...for as long as the money holds out. It's called Sloganizer.net.
Since I 've just finished watching the Simpsons (I'm not not licking toads!), I could only think of one thing to type into its ...buffer? ....I guess that's what that little white box is called. (The older I get, the less of a techie I become. Somehow, I'm not disappointed in myself....)
Anyway, the only thing I could think of was Jeebus! The second slogan that came up, and I thought was oddly appropriate was, "It's not a dream. Jeebus! is real!"