How Much is Your ...Bleccchh ... Blog Worth?

Ok, so I still haven't gotten used to some of the new web speak. I dislike jargon of almost any kind at all. Unless it lends itself to some nearly dirty double meanings--then I love it. I can't think of any way to make "blog" mean anything dirty. Can you? Never mind, because this post is about the price of my ... web based journal. (I like that much better.)

My blog is worth $6,209.94.
How much is your blog worth?

Watta yuh kno! Just enough to pay off my car. I guess I really need to put more work into this thing so I can get that Ski-doo. I love those things, but I've never had a chance to ride one.

Oh! And, I like scooters, too. For the same reason I put the Smurfs theme on my cell phone--it's a damned silly thing for a man my age (and size) to have around him. So, I want this ...web based journal... to be able to earn enough money to pay off my car, buy a Ski-doo and a scooter.

Speaking of cell phones, I want my ...web based journal... to have enough of a pay-off to where I can buy a phone that doesn't make horrible noises when you leave it near computer speakers. (Those noises at random intervals never cease to scare me senseless.)

Random Musing Department
Should I be afraid of burning in Hell for all eternity if I were to admit here that I chortled the first time I heard about the bird flu outbreak in Turkey?
...Just Musing...